Introducing the Real Leather Hooded Trench Coat
Because who says you can’t look like a mysterious time-traveling pirate while staying ridiculously comfortable?
Crafted from premium-quality, genuine leather, this trench coat doesn’t just scream style; it whispers secrets of legendary adventures.⚔
Key Features:
Genuine Leather: Yes, it’s real. You can stop sniffing it now.
Handmade with Care: Crafted by people who care so much, they even send the leather love letters (well, maybe not, but you get the idea).
Luxuriously Lined for Comfort: So cozy, you’ll think you’re wrapped in a hug from a cloud made of baby alpacas.
Oversized Fit for Effortless Style: Perfect for hiding your lack of fashion sense (and possibly snacks).
Required Measurements:
1.Chest: Where your heart (and most of your snacks) reside.
2.Shoulder: For that heroic, cape-swirling posture.
3.Sleeve: Long enough to do a dramatic sleeve flip.
4.Length: From collar to hem, just long enough to sweep majestically behind you.
5.Waist: In case you want to actually close it. No judgment if you don’t.
6.Hips: Because trench coats need hip measurements… obviously.
7.Height: To make sure it doesn’t trail behind you like you’re auditioning for a vampire movie.
8.Weight: So we can make sure you’re not lifting weights in it. It’s leather, not spandex.
9.Mid-Belly Circumference: For those post-dinner “I need more space” moments.
10.Back Length: Because you deserve a well-proportioned backside.
11.Bicep Circumference: For showing off those gains or hiding cookies.
Find your perfect adventure-ready, snack-concealing coat at www.leatherskinoutlet.com
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